Hingis impresses me, too. She's got a beautiful, classic game modeled more on the players of the past, such as Chris Evert и Tracy Austin, than on today's big hitters. So far, though, her lack of strength и power has hurt her. I watched her simply get overpowered by Anke Huber at Филадельфия last year. Still, a smart player at such a young age (she's only 15) can only get better.

Hingis also is incredibly competitive, if not cutthroat. She reminds me of Моника Селеш that way. She might be all smiles off court, but when she's playing, she looking to trash, not just beat, her opponent.

To Be Frank

The controversial Hammond, the first full-time professional linesman и umpire, died of Lou Gehrig's disease on Ноябрь 23 at the age of 66. Known mainly for his bulk и bark, Hammond earned a reputation for handling big stars. At the 1979 Открытый чемпионат США, however, Hammond lost control of a match between Ilie Nastase и Джон МакИнрой, and, after several loud verbal exchanges with the combatants, disqualified Nastase for stalling. Yet Hammond was overruled by the tournament referee и Nastase was reinstated. Generally, Hammond was well-liked by both fans и players, и should be remembered as the person who first brought professionalism to the umpire's chair.

Chang's Chances

You two would make a great doubles team: Chang и Cheung. Too bad Michael remains focused on singles, where he's desperately trying to cop a second career Grand Slam title. He's been close over the past year, reaching the Финалы at both the 1995 Открытый чемпионат Франции и 1996 Australian Open. I sometimes feel the game has passed Chang by, but he keeps plugging away, и has been willing to alter his game (his volley и serve are much improved) и experiment with new technology (he was the first big-name pro to embrace a longer racquet). As he pointed out after the loss to Boris Becker in Melbourne, he's also still young, turning 24 this week (Feb. 22).

With nine years on the pro circuit, though, he's more a seasoned veteran than a young blood. He's performed well lately not because he's got fresh legs but because he's more wily than ever. A distressing fact for him: Both Becker и Thomas Muster, the 1995 French champion, overwhelmed him. Big hitters on a roll know they can outhit him.

Chang's currently ranked No. 5 in the world. He'll have trouble moving up, however, unless he performs well on the upcoming U.S. hard court events (Индиан-Уэллс и Lipton) и duplicates--or betters--his recent success in Париж.

Muster Mash

I sincerely hope that come Март 25th (after Key Biscayne), Muster will be No. 1, because he deserves it. Майbe you don't know it, but the reason he plays so few tournaments on hard courts is because a drunken idiot almost destroyed his knee in Key Biscayne in 1989.

P.S. If you never heard of Bohdan Ulihrach, it's your problem и not his or the ATP Tour.

P.P.S. The worst thing about the ATP is that 1,000,000 clowns (mostly from the USA) can earn their living playing meaningless doubles.
--A tennis fan from Innsbruck, Austria (not Австралия)

My, my, my: Such an impassioned, jingoistic letter! Let me respond to your comments one by one. First, regarding the pile of stench masquerading as my column, you obviously have never been to Лос-Анжелес. Second, the ATP Tour does not favor any one nationality, but only one group of people: The players, particularly, as you note in your P.P.S., the clowns playing doubles. Tennis fans are a low priority.

Third, Muster's an admirable, gutsy player, but he doesn't deserve the No. 1 ranking. That's ludicrous. The ATP Tour computer is designed to reward quantity, not quality, of play, и slights the Grand Slams, which are run by the ITF (International Tennis Federation), the ATP Tour's hated political rival. For more details on my opinion, check out my column in the Апрель issue of Tennis Magazine. I'm sure you'll have even more reason to complain after reading it.

Fourth, if Агасси had won 11 hard court tournaments in 1995 (as opposed to the seven he did win), including all the big ones, I admit I would have been extremely impressed. He was close: Winning seven hard-court events, including the Australian Open, и reaching the final of the Открытый чемпионат США. He also reached the Полуфиналы of Уимблдон (grass) и the quarterФиналы of the Открытый чемпионат Франции (clay). Hard to argue with a year like that.

Fifth, you got your wish: Muster's No. 1. What a joke! Sixth, I am aware of Muster's misfortune in Key Biscayne. Even if his rehabilitated knee does limit his hard-court и grass-court play (which I don't totally buy), it doesn't explain how a player who bombs out in all but one 1995 Grand Slam (and lost all three of his matches at the 1995 ATP Tour Championship) can soar to the top in the second month of 1996.

Seventh, regarding Ulihrach, you're right: I'm going to have to start spending more time reading the agate type in sports sections. And, last but not least, regarding your P.P.S. about doubles players: I totally agree with you! I'm on your side! We might make a better doubles team than Chang и Cheung!

Measuring Monica

Nothing's too frivolous for Reader Rally! Monica stands 5-feet-10 1/2 inches (or 1.79 meters). So, what was at stake--and do I get my 15 percent?

Five Quickies

1. It's--hee-hee-hee-hee-hee--real.

2. No.

3. No!

4. No!!

5. A lack of mobility и a game grounded in a counterpunching mentality rather than an aggressive, serve-and-volley style better suited for a person of her size (She's 6-feet-3, 165 pounds).

Counting Adams' Apples

The always funny и charming Ms. Adams, who once told me she was suffering from "Supreme Butt," the term she used to describe the pain in the glutes that pros often encounter after playing on an indoor Supreme court surface, earned $129,552 on the WTA Tour last year. More than $80,000 came from her play in doubles, though she did win her first Открытый чемпионат США singles match last year, advancing to the third round. She also earned another $11,920 playing World TeamTennis with the Atlanta Thunder. The former Northwestern University star mainly played doubles with Zina Garrison-Jackson, though she teamed with Brenda Schultz-McCarthy to reach the Финалы at Oklahoma City.

Austin Inquiry

Austin occasionally pops up at pro tournaments, often with husband Scott Holt, whom she married in 1993. They're always amiable и eager to swap gossip. They live in Лос-Анжелес, where Austin juggles occasional TV commentating assignments, speaking engagements, etc. I spoke with her a couple of years ago when she was consulting for a short-lived (thankfully!) TV show called "Phenom" which revolved around a young girl и her Nick Bollettieri-like tennis coach. We also collaborated on a 1994 column for Tennis Magazine in which she argued that the WTA Tour's decision to raise its age guidelines to 14 was misguided. At the time, she was attempting a comeback, but abandoned it after a year. I feel she needed to get it out of her system once и for all и is more content now with her place in tennis history.